i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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