he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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