1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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