You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
They have beer where we have blood.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
