I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can Purell be used as lube?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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