I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
