at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
