The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
