Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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