Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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