she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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