physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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