So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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