This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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