Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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