You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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