i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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