I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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