i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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