using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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