Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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