so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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