He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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