I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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