it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Watching her eat just hurts me
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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