i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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