i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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