i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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