Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize