Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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