Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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