Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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