I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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