so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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