Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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