There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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