We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just found puke in my bra..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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