I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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