i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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