dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just googled if crying burns calories
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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