Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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