He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
