Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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