I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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