mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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