I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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