He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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