I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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