Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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