That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize
