I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
