The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it's great music for shaving your balls
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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