I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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