The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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